The Salty Spoon

Today I share with you one of my all-time favorite dishes.  It kept me warm and happy on many a cold winter night in Ann Arbor, yet still tastes good in the laughable gesture Los Angeles makes towards colder weather.  Oh hell, it’s great in summer months, too.  The earthy gravitas of the beans blends so well with the spirited mirth of the basil amidst the tomatoes’ warm embrace.  I’ve given you two variations here, one with meat and one with vegetables.  Though different, the flavors of these two anchors complement the rest of the dish handsomely and with gusto. The method is essentially the same for both.  I recommend using turkey Italian sausage rather than pork to keep it on the lighter side.  If you go the vegetable route and can’t find anything other than gargantuan eggplants, use half of a big one.

I can’t go any further into a recipe about eggplant without telling you how I was afraid of eggplant when I was little.  Petrified. It wasn’t that I didn’t like the taste; I’m not even sure I ate enough to have an opinion either way.  I was actually scared, in the don’t-turn-your-back-on-this-horrid-threat way.  And it was Brian Petersen’s fault.  He was a few years older than me, and our families attended the same church.  He was the charming lad who told me the Easter bunny was really my parents (this, obviously, during my pre-Jew days).  You’ve met this kid, or at least someone like him.  One afternoon, he told me in no uncertain terms to watch out for eggplant, because they were what happened to bald men’s heads after death.  If you look at an eggplant and pretend you are 4 years old, you can see that this is just credible enough to warrant careful consideration. I don’t remember when I realized it wasn’t true, but it wasn’t before a piece of eggplant parmesan fell on my knee and PANIC ENSUED.  It was like having a giant bee on my shoulder.  I wanted to get it off as quickly as possible, but I didn’t want to anger it with any sudden moves.  I came unglued quickly and quietly until I couldn’t keep it in any longer and had the mother of all meltdowns.  If I was able to explain any part of the problem through my hysterics, I’m sure it didn’t clarify anything about what was going on.  It was a tantrum co-directed by Tarantino and Dali.  Thankfully, eggplant and I have since reconciled.

The yield for this recipe isn’t a typo - it really makes about 10 servings.  It may surprise you to know that I fell in love with this recipe when I was single and living alone.  Why?  It’s fast and freezes beautifully.  I recommend getting your hands on a pile of 1-2 serving-size storage containers (I like Gladware, but go with what moves you) and portioning it out among them.  This way you can take one or two out of the freezer when you need them and keep the rest in icy hibernation until you’re ready for pasta again.

Because of the yield, you need a large skillet and a large mixing bowl to pull this off.  Any skillet under 14″ will make you break out in hives as you try to mix it all together at the end without spilling the whole mess on your stove.  If you can’t swing a big skillet, a large saucepan will also work - just make sure it has at least a 3-quart capacity.

Hearty Garden Pasta

Adapted from Rachael Ray

Serves 10 - freezes very well

Ingredients

1 lb your choice - a) hot and sweet Italian sausage or b) 3 small zucchini and 1 medium eggplant
5 T olive oil
3 cloves garlic, minced or crushed
1 small white onion, diced
28 oz can crushed tomatoes
14 oz can diced tomatoes
15 oz can cannelini beans, rinsed and drained
20 leaves fresh basil, chopped into ribbons
Salt and pepper
1 lb dry pasta - preferably rotini, ziti, penne, or orrechiette

Rundown
Cook the sausage or vegetables
Transfer to a bowl
Saute the garlic and onion
Cook the pasta
Add the tomatoes, beans, basil
Add the meat or vegetable
Transfer to a bowl
Stir in the pasta

If you are using sausage:

Squeeze the sausages out of their casings and into a 14″ skillet. Cook over medium-high heat, stabbing regularly with a wooden spoon to break up the meat into little pieces. Stir occasionally and cook until the edges are nicely browned. Remove from the heat and use a slotted spoon to transfer the cooked sausage to a plate lined with paper towels. Return the pan to the stove and skip the next paragraph.

If you are using eggplant and zucchini:

Cut the zucchini and eggplant into small pieces, no larger than 1/2″ each. I made short work of the zucchini with the help of a mandoline fitted with a julienne blade. Combine the chopped vegetables in a large bowl and toss with 3 tablespoons of olive oil. Season with salt and pepper and sauté in a 14″ skillet for 5 minutes or until the eggplant loses its pronounced chewiness. Transfer the vegetables back to the large bowl, turn off the heat, and set aside.

Bring 4 quarts of water to a boil in a large saucepan and add the pasta. Cook until very al dente (the pasta will absorb additional liquid from the sauce as it rests, so avoid cooking the pasta to the point of extreme softness).

While the pasta boils, bring the heat under the skillet to medium-low and add the remaining olive oil. When it shimmers, add the garlic and chopped onion. Cook 5 minutes or until the onion is translucent, stirring occasionally. Add the tomatoes, beans, and basil and stir well. Cook until heated all the way through - approximately 2 more minutes. Stir in the sausage or vegetables and reduce the heat to low.

Drain the pasta and pour it into the large bowl. Carefully pour the sauce over the pasta and fold together until fully incorporated. Serve immediately or divide into containers for freezing/refrigerating. Serve with fresh bread and grated pecorino.