Sun 12 Apr 2009
A Love Affair
Posted by Bria under Advice, Pantry and Equipment
I have to tell you about a love affair I have with a spatula. It would be criminal of me to share my recipes and cooking insights with you without sharing the good news about the Norpro Silicone Spatula. Sinful, in fact – a sin of omission.
My mom gave me a set of these when I was moving into my first apartment and setting up my first kitchen. The spatula and the spoonula are an invaluable pair, and every time you see me refer to a silicone spatula, I’m talking about one of them. Perfectly shaped and sized, they are durable, flexible, gentle on non-stick surfaces, and tough enough to handle tough deglazing. In short, they are perfect. And you should go order one.
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